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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 

1. Like his hot friend Jim Sturgess, Joe Anderson came out of nowhere and into our bedroom fantasies when he starred in “Across the Universe.” No one knew who that dashing man with the roguish crooked smile was, and no one cared. They just wanted him like this.
2. The man can sing. Oh boy can he sing. Also, he didn’t have any vocal training before “Across the Universe” so those pipes are untouched. Imagine him singing in your ear with that gravely voice when you’re doing something boring like taking out the recycling. Not so boring anymore, huh?
3. Those eyes. Couldn’t you just stare into their blue-ness for hours and hours? They just add to his boyish but rugged appeal. Like you could take him to meet your parents, he’d crack some jokes and they’d think he was really cute, and then he’d do you on every surface of your apartment. Also he’s got a lovely bone structure, which, unlike six-pack abs, lasts forever.
4. He looks equally bangable in Victorian Wear, a suit, a big huggable sweater, and a moustache. Which is really awesome if you’re into roleplaying. If you’re not, it’s just further evidence that Joe Anderson is really fucking hot.
5. Direct quote: “I keep flexible.” NEED I SAY MORE?

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